Johnson jumped into the lake for water and there he saw naked women. Basically, for an introverted pervert like me, he was at a banquet.

But it was Johnson's first time seeing real women and those women had green skin and muscles and they were nasty like a forty year old virgin librarian.

They asked Johnson to join them. But Johnson's dad, in his hatred for women, told his son that if he got close to a woman he would turn to stone.

Johnson would have not believed it but after seeing those naked women, he felt something getting hard and instantly believed his dad.

So he closed his eyes, ignored the women—like I ignore the laws and stand behind women in buses—and focused on filling the metal bucket he had with water.

He pushed the bucket in the lake, eyes still closed, but instead of water, he dabbled into something that he shouldn't have.

Two penguins making love.

He interrupted their love session and naturally, the penguins were angry.

Johnson also felt their anger so before they could take revenge, the chief guard began to wave the metal bucket blindly like fat women when someone tells them to go to gym. I say blindly because that idiot still had his eyes closed. He couldn't hit the penguins no matter how hard he tried.

And the problem was… the penguins' eyes were open. Open like the legs of a prostitute.

They dodged Johnson's attacks and decided to punish him for cockblocking.

The female penguin stayed in front of Johnson, her back facing him.

The male penguin, though, went behind Johnson.

Why did he go behind Johnson?

Because the male penguin had decided the punishment. The punishment being…

"To unblock his cock by using it on the same person who blocked his cock in the first place!"

Johnson shivered like a feminist after someone told them that women also have the same rights as men for a long time and I had too much to say.

But it can wait.

"Keep talking, Johnson. Finish the story. I will say something in the end." I said and Johnson shivered once more remembering what he went through.

Me and Jack were all ears for the story. Like we were hearing a husband of a hot wife describing his sex life.

And also, how in the world did penguins were found in a lake? I won't indulge in that because it is still normal compared to a goblin bursting out from a tap with a guitar.

Johnson continued his shivers but he finally carried on the story.

"The male penguin was behind me, the female penguin was in front of me, the naked green women were around me, all this made me incapable of moving out of sheer terror. I was now even more afraid to open my eyes. And that's when something happened that I never expected."

Johnson stared at me and with my eyes I asked him what happened and the chief guard continued.

"I went out of the prison to bring water but suddenly…"

The man trembled.

"I was doing a threesome!"

"Da fuck?" I couldn't hold back.

"Call those penguins here right now!" Jack couldn't hold back either.

Johnson looked at both of us, still trembling.

"The male penguin unblocked his cock by using me. And that female penguin, she was in front of me and she wasn't just standing. She was unblocking my cock! I was one inch inside the female and the male was once inch inside me. The women seeing that asked me where I would move first? Forwards or backwards? And the worst part…"

Johnson clenched his hair.

"I fucking liked it!"

…

This is going to cancel territory.

This is not Reverend Insanity for fucks sake. If this gets banned then no one would give a shit.

But I can't stop now.

I gestured with my eyes and Johnson talked with shrills.

"The male penguin was wild. He grabbed my hair and he held them so tight that he removed a patch of it. I became bald from the side of my head! Then he unlocked my belt and started hitting my back with that. The female penguin kept on doing it and the women around me were moaning and my eyes were closed the entire time during this satanic dance I was going through!"

Johnson screamed as he reached the end and me and Jack persisted him to continue.

Fortunately, he was cooperative so he didn't leave us hanging like a rapist after receiving a capital punishment.

"After who knows how long, the male penguin finally stopped and came in front of me. And when he saw his partner taking backshots, his eyes widened as he started slapping her. I told them to fight after leaving me alone. But the female penguin didn't let go as the slaps from the male penguin excited her more. Her libido was boundless!

But when the male penguin forcefully took her away after some curses in penguinese, I was finally free. Still, I didn't open my eyes as the women were still around me. And when I heard one of them say, hey, why not we join in on the fun too.

As soon as I heard that, I pushed the bucket deep in the lake, stored whatever water came on it and dashed back here. I adjusted my uniform, and came to you as fast as possible to get my hands all over you so that I could forget those nasty, horny, libido level 99 penguins! Aaaaaa!!"

Johnson broke down like a barbie doll after being brought by a pervert and the scream at the end spoke volumes.

He went to fetch water but came back with trauma.

And let's make some things clear.

He never saw a woman in his life until today. Okay.

He thought he would turn into stone if he saw women. His father told him that so he believes it. Cool.

His belief in father intensified when he felt something getting hard after seeing the woman. He thought he was being turned into stone. Acceptable.

The fact that he got hard while seeing those women shows that he isn't gay. Nice.

But if he got hard then how the fuck did he not know that he was only naturally getting hard not turning into stone? Did he get his boner for the first time? Concerning.

Let's assume he got a boner for the first time. So if he got it for the first time then what in the world he was doing with prisoners for all this time? Was he going at it with a soft one all along? Questionable.

He said he fucked a penguin and a penguin fucked him. Okay.

…

Like hell it's okay!

What kind of arctic circle b-grade Indian porn videos world was I in?!

This is not what plot thickening means!

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