The Most Random System

Chapter 256: I have a plan that can bring the Han Dynasty and Wei to mutual destruction


"We need to add water to the base first; I'm going to the restroom," Lin Li said to everyone as he put away the already opened sun umbrella.

This kind of mobile sun umbrella obviously can't be fixed to the ground with screws, but the base is too heavy. It's cost-effective and not suitable for transportation, so it's usually hollow and can be filled with water to increase weight.

"This thing needs so much water? The store that rented it to us is really awful," Bai Bufan commented sharply.

Lin Li chuckled, "Bufan, you shouldn't buy big bottles of mineral water in the future; they are also heavily watered."

"Thanks for the reminder," Bai Bufan took it to heart.

So Lin Li took the base and headed to the restroom on the playground behind the podium.

"You're here."

As soon as Lin Li entered the restroom, he heard a heavy male voice from one of the stalls speaking to him.

What kind of call from destiny is this?

Am I finally not the last one picked?

Although it was a bit puzzling, Lin Li still answered while walking to the sink, "I'm here."

"What are you here for?"

It's not like quoting lines from Ancient Dragon; Lin Li turned on the faucet and said truthfully, "Fetching water."

"When are you leaving?"

"I'll leave once it's full." Though the other party was quite friendly, Lin Li was a social phobia—a social terror causing fear to others in society.

After all, as the saying goes, more friends, more paths; girls have a future; boys have a backup plan.

"Don't leave, come to my place," the other party said with a smile.

"Dude, are you taking a dump? What am I supposed to do there?" Lin Li frowned and raised his voice a bit.

"Never mind, I'll call you later; it seems like someone's here," the male voice first continued heavily, then raised his voice a bit, directing it towards the inside of the restroom, "Hello? Did someone just speak? Were you talking to me?"

Lin Li: "(;゜○゜)?"

Haha, how awkward, this place is not suitable for staying long, Lin Li quickly left with the water-filled base.

They soon set up the sun umbrella and arranged the tables and chairs.

At this moment, Zhou Baowei came over carrying a bundle of mineral water and a box of energy snacks, placing them on the ground.

These were bought with class funds to provide for participants in need during the sports event.

Of course, those not participating can also drink, just with lower priority, as long as Zhou Baowei is willing to spare any for them.

"You didn't sneak any, did you, Bao Wei?" Lin Li questioned.

"Lin Li, I didn't even unpack it; isn't that clear?" An innocent Zhou Baowei pointed at the intact food and water, jokingly scolding.

"Got it," Lin Li first nodded, then angrily pointed at Zhou Baowei, "You damn thief ate an entire box! And drank 24 bottles of water!"

Zhou Baowei: "???"

Damn you.

If you want to condemn someone, you don't need an excuse.

Zhou Baowei admitted defeat, feeling like Lin Li was treating him like the black guy who stole chocolate.

"Lin Li, just because you're standing under the sun umbrella doesn't mean you get to act like a sunshade thing," Zhou Baowei said disdainfully.

"Hahaha—" Lin Li first froze, then looked up at his sunshade and couldn't help but laugh.

Bao Wei's combat power matched up.

"Do you think I could eat so much in such a short trip back and forth? You think I'm a feasting monster?"

"What is 'feasting monster'?" Lin Li asked, puzzled.

"I don't know how to pronounce 'glutton' in Chinese."

"Oh, okay, makes sense."

After everything was set up, Lin Li went to the audience seats to check the spot assigned to their class.

Not bad, close to the finish line, a bit past it, but luckily the location is high. The view is good, and they can just stand up to see past the crowd around the finish line.

Then the group headed to the dorms.

It's already past ten, Lin Li needs to remove his makeup and change into normal clothes. Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan also need to prepare for the afternoon's events.

The makeup remover Chen Yu Ying gave him in the morning is in his backpack, left in Bai Bufan's dorm.

Back to the dorm, remove makeup.

Lin Li's makeup is much heavier than the Great Qing's top assassin, so by the time he finished removing it, it was already past eleven.

"When are we going to the canteen?" Lin Li poked his head into the dorm.

The two playing games didn't even look up.

"Let's order delivery, not going to the canteen."

"Yeah, delivery. Hey, Bufan, how do you deal with real-name registration, using a family member's ID?" Zhou Baowei nodded and then kicked the upper bunk with his foot to ask.

"No, just search for lost IDs on Douyin; it's full of fresh ID information, just use them. I registered for the gay site using that info too."

"Indeed," Zhou Baowei learned something new.

"Hey, you two, stop with the ID stuff; the canteen is less than 100 meters away, and you're ordering delivery?" Lin Li interrupted them.

"Eating delivery in a closed dorm during high school has this rebellious, taboo feeling that just thinking about makes me feel fascinated and excited, Lin Li, you being a day student won't understand this," Bai Bufan replied.

"...Lin Li, you being a day student won't understand this," Zhou Baowei echoed, possibly a Yin-Yang Master player.

"You like forbidden taboos this much? Bufan, do you like 'NTR'?" Lin Li asked after a moment of silence.

"How did you know it's a tag I often search for when reading manga? You know, I've never been moralistic; taboo manga has been harming me for a long time."

Talking about such topics inevitably made Bai Bufan look up from his game and look at Lin Li.

"Do you have any recommended codes? Please, this is really important to me."

"What's the point of manga, you want to play in real life? I have connections," Lin Li said with a chuckle.

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