"Wu Min: Not bad, pretty handsome, are you at the sports event?"

Wu Min doesn't go home often, but she calls Lin Li once every weekend, so she naturally knows about the sports event.

"Lin Li: Yeah, Mom, I suddenly feel like I'd really suit green hair. I want to dye it during winter break, and if worst comes to worst, I can cut it before school starts."

Green was still conservative. Lin Li felt he could pull off a dazzlingly colorful black.

"Wu Min: Let's not. I heard from an expert that dyeing hair can affect your height. You're not at that age yet."

"Lin Li: ? Mom, what marketing headline are you reading again? What kind of expert says dyeing your hair affects your height?"

"Lin Li: Mom, if you're going to believe that, when you get old and want to buy health supplements, buy from me. You're definitely going to buy them, so better to keep the benefits within the family, right? Let's boost Xiling's GDP!"

"Wu Min: Your mother isn't an idiot, the expert is me. If you dare to dye it, especially green, I dare to break your legs."

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

Wow, this time the expert's really telling the truth.

Dyeing your hair really can affect your height, by nearly half a meter at once.

Wu Min can indeed be considered an expert.

Because a doctorate actually makes you an expert in a field, not necessarily well-versed in everything, so a doctorate should be called a diploma.

So, by reverse logic, Wu Min's diploma naturally makes her an expert.

With the expert saying so, Lin Li could only abandon the winter break green hair plan.

After all, his height was a major tool for him to tease the boys in class; it still had its uses.

"Knock, knock, knock." At the dorm door.

"Lin Li, is that you?" The one who opened the door was Bai Bufan, still bleary-eyed.

"Why so serious?" Lin Li asked with a sinister grin.

Bai Bufan: "Ah? Oh? That, what's it... I'm fine, thank you. And you?"

Lin Li: "?"

How terrifying it is to deal with uneducated guys.

Talking to this idiot is kind of a waste of time.

"The sun's already up your ass, and you're still sleeping. Get up, move over, give me space to change." He tossed his backpack right onto Zhou Baowei's stomach, who was still lying in bed, and Lin Li sat down and took off his shoes, urging them.

Zhou Baowei sat up and flipped him the bird, kind of used to it.

Besides, the sun coming up doesn't concern him; he doesn't need photosynthesis.

Meanwhile, Bai Bufan was staring at Lin Li's face for quite a while, feeling a bit sour.

He wanted to see a clown, not a clown.

"Lin Li, seeing you like this really makes me want to hit you, I feel like you're provoking me," Bai Bufan grumbled, "Do you know? I'm actually the heir of Batman and Spider-Man, I've inherited half of their legacies each.

By putting on Joker makeup in front of me, you are undoubtedly provoking me."

"Aren't your parents and uncle still alive? What legacy did you inherit?" Lin Li raised an eyebrow and asked.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"The damn default legacy, what else."

"Ignorance is foolish! What I inherited was Batman's lack of superpowers, and Spider-Man's lack of money," Bai Bufan explained.

Lin Li: "..."

"Where does your inheritance outshine mine?"

Bai Bufan then lamented: "I can live without superpowers, but the pain of not having money, you, newly rich guy, will never understand.

Ze Yu, you like digital stuff, I'm thinking about getting a new pair of headphones, do you have any recommendations for brand new, thousand-dollar headphones around ten bucks?"

Qin Zeyu, who was brushing his teeth: "(;☉_☉)?"

Headphones worth around ten bucks yet brand new and a thousand dollars?

This is no longer about whether you understand digital stuff or not.

What Bai Bufan said might be human language, but it's unlikely he speaks human language.

"You've inherited the legacy, hasn't your mentor taught you the ways to solve problems, inherit his entertainment skills too!

Isn't Spider-Man making a living as a welfare sister? When he's out of money, he takes pictures of himself in costume and sells them to the media to make ends meet," Lin Li suggested.

The sea is such a wonderful thing, when you're happy you can look at it, when sad you can jump into it, when you're broke you can go down, and when you have money you can float up.

"Don't talk nonsense, there's an essential difference between Spider-Man and a welfare sister, okay? He doesn't have any books," Bai Bufan snapped, standing up for Spider-Man.

"Makes sense."

Lin Li nodded, realizing his thoughts were a bit narrow.

Spider-Man can only be considered a pseudo-welfare sister.

After all, he's probably the only anime character without any books, even Dong Zhuo mushroom has some, but not Spider-Man, alas, what a downfall.

At this moment, Zhou Baowei, who just went to the restroom, poked his head out: "Bai Bufan!"

"What is it?" Bai Bufan squinted cautiously.

"Is the pee you left in the toilet still useful? If not, I'll flush it for you. If it is, I'll put it in a cup for you," Zhou Baowei said innocently.

The others in the dorm burst into laughter.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Crap, I just forgot to flush, okay? Just flush it for me!" Bai Bufan roared.

"Still need to ask, it's your private property after all," Zhou Baowei said politely before retreating back.

"How respectful."

Lin Li was moved by the bond within the dorm.

This is respect.

This is acknowledgment.

"He holds a grudge, last time he didn't flush after pooping, I asked if he was using it as a rice cooker to keep a midnight snack warm, now he's got his revenge."

Bai Bufan sighed.

Lin Li already changed into his Joker outfit. Rental clothes are always one-size-fits-all, so naturally, they fit poorly, a bit too big.

Fortunately, it's the Joker character, he can explain it away however.

If it's too big and baggy, he's a clown with disheveled looks; if it's too tight, he's a social justice clown.

They went together to the canteen with Bai Bufan and the others for breakfast. After eating, the classic "Athlete March" began echoing across Nansang campus.

The entire school started heading towards the sports field.

When they found their class's spot, another clown was already standing in line.

It's not scary to wear the same outfit, it's embarrassing if you're the uglier one.

Lin Li wasn't embarrassed anyway.

Wang Yuezhi wasn't embarrassed either.

He looked Lin Li up and down and then shook his head both regretfully and sympathetically:

"Lin Li, you'll never understand the soul of a clown, nor will you ever truly become one."

Wang Yuezhi no longer needed to humor Lin Li like in the past few days as he wouldn't go off alone with Chen Yu Ying anymore.

Just say it straight!

"Especially your makeup, absolutely devoid of any humor."

Lin Li wanted to say something but stopped.

Better let it go.

Lin Li worried that if he said the makeup was done by Chen Yu Ying, it might just add another clown material for Wang Yuezhi's friend.

At that point, some girls from another class passed by Class One Grade Four.

They hadn't walked a few meters.

A faint voice came from their direction as they left.

"Wow, did you see the clown just now? So handsome. The clown next to him, so ugly."

"..."

"..."

Lin Li scratched the back of his head upon hearing this, feeling embarrassed by the compliment, hehe.

Wang Yuezhi also scratched the back of his head upon hearing this, feeling embarrassed by the compliment, hehe.

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