"I'll send it to you once I get my phone." Feeling comforted by the red nose, Wang Yuezhi felt much better and said with a smile, "Let's keep learning."

"Sure."

The two of them continued practicing the basic techniques required to become a clown.

By the time the lunch break bell rang, Lin Li had already mastered the basics of simple card magic, juggling, and balloon twisting.

As for the unicycle, Lin Li hadn't started learning it yet.

"Let's meet at the playground after school this afternoon. I'll teach you the unicycle. Try it out—if you can learn, great; if not, we'll set it so we are clowns with different styles, performing entirely different acts for an asymmetric beauty," Wang Yuezhi said while tidying up the props on site.

"Sure," Lin Li readily agreed.

"I'll go return the key." After locking the activity room door, Wang Yuezhi headed straight for the first floor.

Lin Li went straight back to the classroom.

When he returned to the classroom, only Chen Yu Ying was there.

Usually, during lunchtime, the classroom was filled with the three-musketeers, but now the two boys had gone off together, leaving her alone.

"Class President, how does it feel to be left alone?" Lin Li walked over and plopped down on Ding Sihan's desk, asking with a smile.

"Very quiet, nobody poking me or asking questions constantly, so efficient for studying. I can even take a nap without worrying about someone playing with my hair next to me. It's very peaceful."

Chen Yu Ying looked up, clenched her fists, rubbed her cheeks, tilted her head slightly, blinked, and spoke with a smile.

"So Wang Yuezhi is usually such a pest and doesn't keep his hands clean? I have to say, Class President, I actually feel the same way as you, he's a pest," Lin Li frowned upon hearing this, nodding in agreement.

The more Lin Li thought about it, the angrier he got. This Wang Yuezhi really is an asshole.

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Is that understanding correct?

But quickly, Chen Yu Ying burst into laughter; the response was so typical of Lin Li.

As Chen Yu Ying's laughter echoed, Lin Li looked at her again, guiding:

"Class President, let's not mention Wang Yuezhi anymore. The benefits of his absence are well-known and don't need further explanation. What I want to know is the downside of my absence, emphasis on downside."

"Well, it's a bit boring and feels unusual."

Facing Lin Li's anticipation, Chen Yu Ying nodded with a smile.

Without the occasional elbow jabs, she couldn't look forward to the completely unpredictable but surely interesting words that would follow—it's dull.

When taking a nap and waking up, turning her head to see that particularly guilty-looking face—it's dull.

By the way, why does Lin Li seem a bit more good-looking?

As for efficiency and such, when you're already this smart, what's the point of being so efficient? A little lower is fine.

"Bingo!" Lin Li snapped his fingers, nodding contentedly, "That's exactly what I wanted to hear. Say more next time, sounds good, love to hear it."

Chen Yu Ying clicked her tongue and then asked, "Lin Li, how's it going, are you ready to perform the day after tomorrow?"

"You can always trust me because I'm invincible," Lin Li replied in a Zhoushu accent, then remembered something and looked at Chen Yu Ying:

"Oh, right, Class President, can you help me with the clown makeup the day after tomorrow?"

"Of course I can." Chen Yu Ying nodded in agreement first, then asked with a slight smile, "But Lin Li, your own makeup skills shouldn't be bad, right? Maybe you're even better than me."

The number one killer of the Great Qing will always be the number one killer in her mind.

Lin Li sneered contemptuously, waved a finger in front of him, and explained seriously:

"Wrong, Class President, drawing 'funny' and drawing 'ridiculous' are completely different."

"I hope I'm funny, but I don't want to be ridiculous. So even though I might have a natural talent, I prefer not to use it if I can."

Hearing this, Chen Yu Ying's lips first curled slightly upward, then she lightly covered her mouth with her hand, trying to hide her smile.

"Heh—" Her slightly trembling shoulders were proof that she was holding back her laughter, but unfortunately, her amusement still seeped out through her fingers, gently echoing through the classroom.

"Do you have an opinion, Class President?" In the cold air, Lin Li's whole body trembled with anger at this laughter, so he questioned with a cold smile.

"Absolutely not." Chen Yu Ying shook her head with a smile and even playfully saluted, "Task received, so come early the day after tomorrow morning and wait for me on the first floor of our dorm building? Or the classroom is fine too, I'll bring the makeup stuff."

"Then let's meet downstairs at your dorm building. Bringing stuff to the classroom would be troublesome for you, and I can use this chance to scout the terrain of the girls' dormitory for future raids," Lin Li said immediately upon hearing this.

Chen Yu Ying had long been immune to such comments and simply nodded, "Then see you downstairs, if anything else comes up, let me know by phone."

"OK."

"Lin Li." A tap on the shoulder and someone calling his name made Lin Li turn around, and it turned out to be the smiling Ding Sihan.

Mona Lisa's smile is priceless.

Ding Sihan's smile is dangerous.

"What's up, Xiaodingding?" Lin Li asked in confusion.

"Tell me, what's under your butt?" Ding Sihan maintained her smile.

Lin Li looked down and then answered, "A pair of underwear worth a dollar eighty."

Ding Sihan: "?"

You actually wear such cheap underwear?

Ding Sihan now believes Lin Li is wearing ratty pants.

But that's not the point now, Ding Sihan took a deep breath and asked further, "What's under the underwear?"

"The school pants worth eighteen hundred."

"What's under the school pants?"

"That I don't know," Lin Li said honestly and innocently, shaking his head.

"Let me tell you, it's a shoe print." Even dealing with a foolish student like Lin Li, Ding Sihan was much more gentle than Wang Yuezhi, choosing to give the answer instead of scolding.

"Haha, fool." Hearing this, Lin Li jumped off Ding Sihan's desk, first pointing at her desk, then at her, loudly mocking, "Under my school pants is clearly your desk, there's no shoe print there!"

"Haha, fool."

"Ha—"

...

"Bufan, don't underestimate Ding Sihan, she seems to be a psychic, she knows big prophecy spells, she can see the future."

Bai Bufan, sleepily walked into the classroom, only to see Lin Li, standing in his place and dusting off his own pants, seriously and solemnly warning him.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

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