The first official day of the National League North season felt less like a football match and more like the start of an impossible, slightly ridiculous, and profoundly terrifying adventure.
The scoreboard at Scarborough's ground was already lit up, a stark, digital testament to their challenge: APEX FC: -15 POINTS.
"It is a beautiful, philosophical statement," Biyon G. had declared that morning on the team bus, his voice full of a strange, infectious optimism. He was, of course, the new assistant manager, his leg propped up on the opposite seat, a high-tech brace where his football boot should be.
"We are not just playing for points. We are playing to create points from nothing. We are alchemists! We are turning the lead of our 'point deduction' into the gold of victory!"
"They're not lead, Biyon," Leon had replied, a tired but amused smile on his face as he looked over his tactical notes. "They're just... gone."
"A semantic distinction!" Biyon waved a dismissive hand.
The away dressing room was small, damp, and smelled faintly of old mud and despair. Leon gathered his team, his beautiful, motley crew of bakers, badgers, and undiscovered gems. They looked… terrified.
"Alright, lads," Leon began, his voice calm and steady, a perfect imitation of the managers he so admired. "Look at that scoreboard. Minus fifteen.
The entire world, every pundit, every single person in that stadium," he gested to the door, where the hostile roar of the home crowd was already filtering in, "thinks we are already relegated. They think we are a joke. A vanity project. A silly story that ends today."
He looked around the room, meeting the eyes of every player.
"Good. Let them." A slow, dangerous, and utterly confident smile spread across his face.
"They see minus fifteen. I see a blank canvas. I see the beginning of the greatest story in the history of this sport. We are not here to survive. We are here to attack. We will be faster, we will be smarter, and we will be braver. Go and show them."
He was about to finish, but Biyon, from his seat in the corner, suddenly grabbed the megaphone Leon had bought him as a joke.
"AND RUN!" Biyon roared, the sound comically, deafeningly loud in the tiny room. "RUN LIKE YOUR SHORTS ARE ON FIRE! RUN LIKE DAVE HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THE BISCUITS ARE FREE! GO AND BE HEROES!"
The players, stunned into a mixture of terror and hysterical laughter, let out a unified, defiant roar. Walter Samuel, 'The Wall', Leon's other assistant manager, just sat in the corner, his face an unreadable mask of stone. He slowly stood up, walked over to Biyon, gently took the megaphone from his hand, and set it down on the table. "Also," he rumbled, his voice like gravel, "do not concede."
The whistle blew. The Great Escape had begun.
The first twenty minutes were a brutal, chaotic, and deeply unpleasant "welcome to the sixth tier." Scarborough were not playing 'anti-football'. They were playing 'post-apocalyptic-football'. The ball was in the air more than it was on the ground. Tackles were less 'challenges' and more 'small, localized acts of grievous bodily harm'.
"THEY ARE A TACTICAL TRACTOR!" Biyon screamed from the dugout, having produced a second, smaller, "emergency megaphone" from his bag.
"A TRACTOR OF PURE, UNADULTERATED MUD!"
Liam Doyle, the 'Badger', was in heaven. He was a whirlwind of beautiful, crunching tackles, a one-man wrecking crew of joyous aggression.
But the rest of the team was rattled.
Their pretty, passing football was being suffocated by pure, unadulterated physicality.
In the 19th minute, a long ball from a set piece was met by a Scarborough striker, whose powerful header crashed against the crossbar and bounced away.
Leon felt his heart in his throat. This wasn't working.
He looked down the bench. Biyon was frantically gesturing, miming a complex, overlapping run that would have been suicidal on this pitch. Walter Samuel just stared at him, his expression unchanging, and then slowly, deliberately, shook his head.
Leon, caught between the two, made his call. "Liam! Dave!" he yelled, his voice cutting through the din. "Forget the pretty stuff! Earn the right to play! Fight for the second balls!"
It was a small change, but it was everything. His team stopped trying to be artists in a brawl, and just became brawlers. They started winning the 50/50s. They started fighting for the scraps.
And in the 35th minute, the fight paid off. A long, hopeful ball was headed clear by 'The Mountain', Samuel Adebayo.
It fell to Liam Doyle, who, in a moment of pure, 'Badger'-like instinct, just smashed the ball forward. It wasn't a pass; it was a hopeful, muddy punt.
But Jamie Scott, the 'Racehorse', was onto it in a flash. He burned past his defender, his feet a blur of motion. He was one-on-one.
The keeper came rushing out. Jamie, with the cool, calm composure of a man who had faced down a thousand angry call-center customers, just... passed it.
A simple, selfless, square ball to Dave the baker, who had made a lung-busting run from midfield.
Dave tapped the ball into the empty net.
1-0. Apex FC.
The tiny, traveling contingent of Apex fans in the corner of the stadium went absolutely berserk. Biyon was on his crutches, hopping up and down the touchline, screaming into his megaphone. Leon just punched the air, a roar of pure, unadulterated relief.
At halftime, the dressing room was a different world. "It is 1-0," Walter Samuel announced, his voice the only sound. "Which means it is not 2-0. Do not concede."
But in the 52nd minute, they did. A long throw-in, a chaotic scramble in the box, and a Scarborough striker poked the ball home from two yards out. 1-1. The home crowd was a wall of noise. The Apex dream was turning back into a nightmare.
The game became a tense, ugly, grueling stalemate. A war of attrition fought in the mud. Leon paced his technical area, his mind racing. He made a sub, bringing on a young, fast winger. He shouted instructions until his throat was raw.
The clock ticked past the 85th minute.
A draw. A single, solitary point. It wasn't enough. Not with a 15-point mountain to climb.
In the 88th minute, they won a corner. Leon looked at his bench. Biyon was looking at him, a wild, insane, beautiful look in his eyes. He was tapping his head. Think.
Leon looked at his team. He called over Samuel Adebayo. "Samuel," he said, his voice a low, urgent whisper.
"Go up. Stay up. For the rest of the match. You are not a defender anymore. You are a 'target mountain'. Just... cause chaos."
'The Mountain' just grinned, a fierce, primal light in his eyes, and sprinted up the pitch.
The corner came in. It was chaos. The ball was cleared. It was put back in.
It was cleared again. It fell to a midfielder, 25 yards out. He saw the 'Mountain' in the box, a giant, terrifying, distracting presence. He saw a flash of movement. He played a pass, a hopeful, scuffed, desperate ball into the chaos.
It bounced off a defender's knee. It hit a teammate in the back. It rolled, perfectly, beautifully, to the feet of Liam Doyle, the 'Badger', who was lurking on the edge of the box.
He had no right to shoot. He had never scored a goal from outside the box in his entire, glorious, tackle-heavy career. But today, he was the 'Angry Badger'.
He was playing for his gaffer. He just... swung his leg.
The ball flew, a scuffed, spinning, wobbly, beautiful, ugly missile. It took a massive, wicked deflection off a defender's head, completely wrong-footing the goalkeeper, and looped, in agonizing, beautiful slow motion, into the back of the net.
2-1. Apex FC.
The final whistle blew. Pandemonium.
Leon was mobbed by his players, his coaches, his family. They had done it. The Great Escape had begun. They were now, officially, on -12 points.
That night, Leon was in his office, a quiet, profound sense of joy washing over him. He was about to call Sofia to tell her the beautiful, chaotic story, when his phone buzzed. It was Julián.
[Julián Álvarez]: CAMPEONES! (Almost!) I SAW THE GOAL! IT WAS A TACTICAL MASTERPIECE OF PURE, UNADULTERATED LUCK! I AM SO PROUD!
Leon just laughed. He was about to reply when another message came through. An unknown number. A Swiss country code.
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