Pick Up a Killer as Girlfriend

Chapter 581: Liu Siyan's First Part of a Couplet


"Another one? Is this already tea? Oh my, I'm about to tap out." Xiaofan grimaced, thinking there's no way to come up with so much on the spot, no matter how creative he is.

"Haha, Classmate Ye, you've done remarkably well. Even if you can't come up with one, I've already lost."

"Hey, I've got it."

Hmm? Another one? Everyone looked over with anticipation once again.

"Sophie loves Joyo, Space protects with comfort and treasures."

"Pfft, hahaha... hahahahaha."

A genius, absolutely a genius, my gosh, what's going on in this guy's head? Even using women's sanitary pads for a match. Incredible, truly incredible.

Both Liu Siyan and Chen Mengying were stunned by this unusual side of Xiaofan.

No one would have thought this guy would come up with a couplet this way. Call him a rogue? But not just anyone could come up with that couplet. Call him a scholar? The content he came up with is so lewd, it's hard to pin him down.

Whether he's a scholar or a rogue, his quick thinking left everyone in awe.

All in all, in conclusion. This time, Li Zihao and his team lost the couplet contest.

"Li Zihao, how does it feel? A bet's a bet."

Just as the couplets were done, Zhang Yuxuan immediately assumed the victor's posture, looking at Li Zihao and his friends.

Of course, he hadn't played any part in this couplet contest, only standing as a club president at the forefront.

"Losing is losing. I, Li Zihao, am not one to cheat. However, tonight I only acknowledge Classmate Liu Siyan, Chen Mengying, and Classmate Ye Xiaofan. The three of you are incredibly quick-witted with vast knowledge, truly leaving me in awe. Classmate Ye Xiaofan, dinner, drinks, and karaoke tonight are all on me. You choose the place."

Li Zihao proved generous, sticking to the bet.

"Hey, don't mention it, don't mention it. As for the location, let Classmate Li decide. When the time comes, we'll..."

"Hold on."

Just as Xiaofan thought tonight's activities would be covered, Liu Siyan suddenly spoke up.

"I wonder what else Classmate Liu wishes to point out?" Li Zihao asked calmly.

"This couplet match was originally a friendly literary discussion, meant to entertain and pass the time. Besides, in our times, we aren't creating couplets for them to be remembered for ages. So, the bet is not something to take seriously. However... since you're here, and you've tested our club with couplets, it would be only fair if I propose one. If you can match it, tonight's wager is void."

"What? Void?"

"Really? We won... why..."

Hearing Liu Siyan, the club members were a bit surprised, unsure of her intentions.

However, if someone understood Liu Siyan best, it would undoubtedly be Xiaofan.

Liu Siyan was ultimately soft-hearted. Even knowing that the opposing club was also a literary club, with their rivalry, modern times make it unnecessary to be ruthless.

If this incident appeared in the school newspaper tomorrow, Li Zihao and his group's reputation would be severely damaged.

"No, no, no. Losing is losing. The wager was agreed upon, and it cannot be changed after losing. But, if Classmate Liu Siyan wishes to give us a challenge, we're happy to accept." Li Zihao quickly replied.

"Listen carefully, my starting line is... After one farewell, longing grows in two places, only said to be three or four days, who knew it would be five or six years..."

With a pause, Liu Siyan said, her graceful figure slightly turning, looking towards the club members and finally resting her gaze on Xiaofan.

"The seven-stringed zither is played without heart, the eight-line poem has no words to convey, the nine interlinked rings are broken from within, the ten-mile pavilion's forgetful eyes look afar, pondering a hundred times, missing a thousand times, helpless in countless ways... asking the heavens."

Thud...

Upon hearing this starting line, Xiaofan felt something deeply touched within his heart.

Yes, this starting line was made for herself. It described the helplessness and pain she felt when they broke up. Expressed at this moment, it was as if declaring war on Xiaofan.

Liu Siyan was not trying to give Li Zihao and company an out, but rather to put more pressure on them. Indirectly telling Xiaofan that she was no longer the Liu Siyan of the past, not the one he once knew.

If Liu Siyan truly wanted to grant Li Zihao and the rest some leeway, she could have offered a simple starting line for them to match, allowing it. But with a starting line like that, expecting them to match it in two minutes was exceedingly difficult.

"Time's up."

Seeing Xiaofan's dazed expression, Liu Siyan turned her feet gracefully towards Li Zihao and company's side.

The result was evident. Li Zihao and the others did not come up with a suitable couplet within such a short time. In the end, all lowered their heads in defeat.

"We concede. Soon, I'll reserve a spot at the Capital City's Rich Man's Club to treat everyone to dinner. After the meal, we'll head to karaoke. Sorry for the intrusion today."

Li Zihao and the others suffered a total defeat and could only invite the literary club members for a feast. Today was not their lucky day.

However, Xiaofan's sympathy did not extend to feeling sorry for a wealthy playboy. To be able to book freely at Capital City's Rich Man's Club wasn't something ordinary people could do.

"Kuo, let's go too."

"Mm."

"Hey, Ye Xiaofan, who said you could leave?"

As soon as Li Zihao and his crew walked out, Xiaofan planned to leave with Li Kuo.

"Oh, Vice President, tonight at nine, gather in front of the Rich Man's Club, right? I got it, I'll be there on time." Xiaofan smiled politely, but didn't slow his pace.

"Stop, even though they're gone, today's activities aren't over. If you can't write this essay, then you'll..."

"Enough, enough. Let's not bother with the essay, quickly draft an excellent piece and send it to the newspaper. Once it's published tomorrow, more people will join our literary club, right? See you all at nine tonight. Haha, great, dinner's sorted tonight. Kuo, hurry up."

"Ye Xiaofan, you, you stop..."

Xiaofan knew Liu Siyan still wanted to use this to chase him away, but his thick-skinned skills weren't for show. With such a great opportunity, how could he not seize it?

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