I only wanted to kill a chicken, not split the heaven

Chapter 140: Duality cultivation 101


The air over the courtyard shimmered like a blade poised between two worlds.

Azure Sky disciples stood stiff as statues on one side, radiating "pure virtue."

The Evil Path students lounged on the other, drinking tea brewed with what smelled suspiciously like blood and confidence.

And at the center—Li Ming and Yin Qing stood face to face atop the dual formation.

One half of the platform glowed cerulean, humming with the tranquil rhythm of righteous qi.

The other pulsed black and violet, thick with demonic resonance.

Between them, the merging seal carved itself into reality—half lotus, half flame, spinning lazily like it wasn't sure whether to purify or corrupt.

Headmaster Yan Luo's voice echoed across the valley:

"Paired cultivation—step one! Establish spiritual resonance without dying!"

"Encouraging," Li Ming muttered.

Bai Guo, watching from the stands, squawked. "Try not to vaporize her! Or worse—marry her by accident!"

"Excuse me?" Yin Qing said, eyebrow raised.

Li Ming sighed. "Ignore him. My sect pet has genre awareness."

She smirked faintly. "Then let's give the audience a proper story."

---

They pressed their palms together.

The formation flared to life—blue and black qi spiraling into the air like a yin–yang cyclone.

Immediately, Li Ming felt his pulse synchronize with hers.

Her qi was sharp, fluid, and dangerously curious; his was calm, rooted, and endlessly lazy.

Two completely opposite rivers colliding in one vessel.

Harmony, the Headmaster had said.

Possible, Li Ming's brain insisted.

Boring, his dao-heart whispered.

"Focus," Yin Qing said, breath steady. "You're drifting."

"I'm testing stability," he lied.

Her eyes narrowed. "You're thinking about lunch."

He almost denied it—then the formation rumbled.

A column of mixed qi exploded upward, painting the sky half day, half night.

The crowd gasped.

Azure Sky elders immediately started whispering prayers.

The Evil Path instructors began taking notes titled 'Methods to Weaponize Romance.'

---

Within the maelstrom, Li Ming's consciousness expanded.

He wasn't just sensing her qi—he was seeing her path.

Memories flickered through the storm:

A little girl practicing illusions in a cracked mirror.

Laughter echoing in a lonely courtyard.

A dream of proving that "evil" wasn't absence of virtue but freedom from guilt.

He inhaled sharply. "You…"

Her voice entered his mind, soft but firm. "Don't peek too much. It's rude."

"It's not me—it's the formation!"

"You're still rude."

Outside, the platform shook violently. The merged energy was reaching critical resonance.

Yin Qing grimaced. "It's too unstable! You're not pushing enough qi!"

Li Ming looked insulted. "Excuse me, I'm cultivating responsibly."

"This isn't tea-brewing! Push harder!"

"Fine!"

He released his full core flow—gentle as rain, vast as sky.

Her demonic qi surged to meet it—fierce, bright, burning.

For a heartbeat, chaos.

Then—clarity.

The formation stabilized, hovering between explosion and serenity.

Their auras entwined like threads of contrasting fate, blue and black weaving into a single luminous storm.

Gasps erupted from both sects.

Even Headmaster Yan Luo leaned forward.

The fusion wasn't supposed to work.

It wasn't supposed to be possible.

And yet, there they stood, surrounded by a blooming lotus of shadowlight—equal parts purity and sin, calm and chaos.

---

Bai Guo's eyes bulged. "He did it! He actually did it! He's harmonizing dual Dao!"

Elder Mu Qing fainted politely.

A demon instructor whispered, "Should we adopt him?"

Another hissed, "We can't. He'll unionize the entire evil faction."

---

In the center, Yin Qing's breathing steadied. Her eyes glowed faintly, like stars reflected in ink.

"You're surprisingly… gentle," she murmured.

"Years of practice," Li Ming replied. "Mostly out of laziness."

Her lips curved. "Then maybe the righteous aren't so boring after all."

He smiled back. "And maybe demons aren't as evil as they pretend."

The energy around them flared—responding to emotion.

Yin Qing's blush immediately turned into a demonic aura flare to hide it.

She snapped, "Don't flatter me mid-synchronization! I could lose control!"

"Then stop being flattered."

"I'm trying!"

The lotus exploded again, this time sending a shockwave that flattened several benches and launched a spiritual goat into the horizon.

---

When the light finally dimmed, both of them stood in the crater—robes scorched, hair wild, aura humming in perfect balance.

The Headmaster descended slowly, clapping.

"Remarkable. Never before has a righteous and demonic cultivator achieved such unity."

He paused, eyes narrowing.

"Tell me, Prince of Silent Ruin—what did you feel?"

Li Ming looked him dead in the eye.

"…Mostly hungry."

The courtyard went silent.

Then, like divine comedy itself, the Headmaster nodded sagely.

"A hunger for power. Admirable."

The crowd erupted in applause.

Li Ming covered his face. Bai Guo screamed with laughter from the stands.

---

That evening, his name was etched into the academy's Hall of Shadows under a new title:

> "The Idle Calamity – Who Devours Balance Itself."

Meanwhile, in the Azure Sky camp, Elder Mu Qing was writing a nervous report back home:

> "Our envoy is safe. However… the demons appear to be worshipping him now."

---

Far away, Yin Qing sat by the lotus pond, her fingers brushing the black petals.

She whispered into the night, "You're not what I expected, Li Ming."

And though no one could see it, the pond rippled faintly—half light, half shadow—like even Heaven itself wasn't sure which side he belonged to anymore.

---

The morning after the Duality Cultivation "incident," the Academy of Elegant Malevolence was in uproar.

Rumors had evolved faster than spiritual beasts on diet pills.

By sunrise, Li Ming was no longer just The Prince of Silent Ruin.

He was now The One Who Balanced Heaven and Hell, The Devourer of Harmony, and, according to one particularly creative freshman, The Guy Who Flirted With Fate and Won.

Li Ming sat in the cafeteria, expression vacant, spooning rice porridge with the quiet melancholy of someone who had already accepted his legend was beyond repair.

Bai Guo perched beside his bowl. "You know, if you add a few more titles, you'll need your own calendar."

Li Ming sighed. "Do they not have actual classes here?"

"Oh, they do," Bai Guo said. "Today's is about betrayal. Half the academy signed up to watch you."

"Why me?"

"Because, my dear master, betrayal looks better when done beautifully."

---

Scene: Lecture Hall of Elegant Treachery

Instructor Han—still immaculately sinister—stood before the students, his expression severe enough to curdle milk.

Behind him, on the blackboard, were the words:

> "True betrayal is not when the blade strikes, but when the heart applauds."

Han adjusted his gloves dramatically. "Today, we shall explore the psychology of treachery."

He gestured toward the class. "Partner up. One of you will betray the other convincingly."

Li Ming looked around. Every eye immediately turned to him.

Half admiration. Half hunger.

One student even mouthed "betray me, senpai."

Li Ming internally aged five years.

Then Yin Qing appeared beside him, smiling with that same dangerous calm.

"Looks like fate insists," she said.

"Or the author," Bai Guo muttered.

---

They took the stage.

Instructor Han folded his arms, eager. "Very well. Demonstrate."

Li Ming rubbed his temples. "Define demonstrate."

"Emotionally devastate her."

Yin Qing arched an eyebrow. "Please try."

He thought for a moment, then deadpanned, "I finished the tea and didn't refill the pot."

The class gasped.

Yin Qing blinked. "…That's it?"

Bai Guo whispered, "A subtle betrayal. Elegant. Domestic."

Instructor Han clutched his chest, trembling. "Minimalist cruelty! A betrayal of expectation itself!"

Li Ming: "No, I literally forgot to—"

"Silence! True evil is effortless!"

The students scribbled furiously in their notebooks.

'Forget tea = destroy trust.'

'Apathy = weapon.'

---

Then Yin Qing smiled sweetly.

"Fine. My turn."

She stepped close, voice soft as silk. "Prince of Silent Ruin, tell me… do you trust me?"

Li Ming hesitated. "Depends. Are you holding poison?"

"Not yet."

Before he could react, her demonic qi flared—gentle but invasive, a whisper that brushed his spiritual defenses.

He felt his mind ripple as an illusion slipped in.

The hall dissolved into a dreamscape of mirrored skies and falling lotuses.

In every reflection, she smiled—kind, deceptive, infinite.

"See?" her voice echoed. "Betrayal is about letting someone believe you won't."

Li Ming exhaled slowly. "That's… actually brilliant."

"You admit defeat?"

"Absolutely not."

He flicked his finger.

The illusion cracked like glass.

From the shards, his qi formed a serene image—her own reflection bowing.

He said softly, "True betrayal is convincing your opponent they've won."

The illusion shattered completely.

Yin Qing stepped back, eyes wide, then laughed—genuinely.

"Fine. You win this round."

Instructor Han was in tears. "I have never seen such artistry. You betrayed betrayal itself!"

Bai Guo raised a wing. "He does that often. Mostly by accident."

---

That afternoon, Li Ming was summoned again to the Headmaster's chambers.

Yan Luo sat behind his obsidian desk, sipping tea that was probably brewed from regrets.

"Prince Li Ming," he said gravely. "You are… intriguing."

Li Ming braced himself. "Please don't promote me."

The Headmaster ignored him. "The Council believes you are the bridge between two worlds. We would like to propose an exchange alliance—a peace trial between our Academy and the Azure Sky Sect."

Li Ming froze. "An alliance? That's why I came here in the first place!"

Yan Luo nodded. "Excellent. Then you will lead it."

Li Ming blinked slowly. "…That's the opposite of what I meant."

Bai Guo groaned. "Master, congratulations. You've been promoted to Ambassador of Ironic Consequences."

---

That evening, Yin Qing found him again, sitting by the lotus pond.

The night sky above shimmered with residual duality energy—half blue, half violet.

"So," she said, settling beside him, "you're leaving soon?"

"Apparently," he said. "To broker peace between two groups who think betrayal is a class credit."

She smiled faintly. "You sound disappointed."

"I am. The food here was excellent."

She laughed softly, then looked at him sideways. "You know… they all think you're pretending to be righteous."

Li Ming sipped his tea. "And the Azure Sky Sect thinks I'm pretending to be evil."

"Then who are you really?" she asked.

He looked at her, calm and amused. "Efficient."

Yin Qing blinked, then chuckled. "That's… oddly honest."

The night wind rippled across the pond—half shadow, half light.

And somewhere in the reflection, both of them saw their own faces blur, as if Heaven itself hadn't decided which side of the story they belonged to.

To be continued...

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