The Invincible Doctor of the Female Village Chief

Chapter 19: You're Practically a Miracle Doctor


Liu Zixuan spoke very naturally, but the two female nurses beside him blushed upon hearing his words.

Why do you need a sanitary pad to treat a patient?

In front of so many people, the young nurse felt awkward and hesitated before saying, "Um... I haven't gotten my period yet."

"Lying is not good, you know."

Liu Zixuan lightly patted the young nurse's shoulder, "Go and get it, don't be shy. You're a nurse, after all."

"Dr. Liu, what do you want that thing for?" Huang Youcai asked curiously.

Liu Zixuan stroked his chin and said, "There's a lot to it, and it's not something I can explain quickly. If you want to get better, you shouldn't ask questions."

"Alright... okay," Huang Youcai hesitated before saying.

"This is utter nonsense!" The doctor nearby muttered, preparing to watch the show with a cold attitude.

The two young nurses exchanged glances and went into the empty room next door together.

"Seriously, what's with the sanitary pads?"

"Sister Yu, I don't think that's the important part."

The nurse referred to as Sister Yu asked while taking out the item, "Then what is important?"

"How did he know you were on your period?"

This question surprised both nurses.

Actually, Liu Zixuan had just secretly used his X-ray vision. After all, he had just acquired this treasure and was eager to use it.

Moreover, he saw the red cinnabar on Sister Yu's wrist and judged that she still had... her virgin blood!

Of course, what he needed wasn't the sanitary pad itself, but a bit of the virgin's blood from it.

After a while, the two nurses came out with flushed faces and handed the item to Liu Zixuan.

Liu Zixuan found a small knife and a basin of clean water, then used the knife to let the blood drip into the basin.

He then grabbed a bag from the side, reached inside to feel around, and when he pulled out what was inside, everyone nearby screamed.

Because Liu Zixuan had taken out a small snake!

It was about as thick as a pinky finger and roughly twenty centimeters long.

"A snake!"

Liu Zixuan smiled and said, "Don't be surprised, it's just a non-venomous little snake."

After speaking, he placed the small snake in the basin. The snake greedily drank two sips of the blood water and began to swim around.

Liu Zixuan clapped his hands and smiled, saying, "Huang Youcai, it might hurt a bit later, so bear with it."

"Dr. Liu, can I ask why we're using a sanitary pad and a snake?" Huang Youcai was a bit scared, feeling that something bad might happen.

Liu Zixuan chuckled and said, "You have kidney deficiency. The reason why the instruments showed shadows is that you've recently been taking various supplements like bull or donkey penis and similar tonics without a break. Snakes are akin to legendary dragons — both are lustful and cold-blooded."

"Kidney deficiency is a type of Yang deficiency, so we need the virgin blood, a supreme Yin element, to counterbalance your Yang deficiency. There aren't other options available, so we have to use the snake for transmission!"

Listening to his explanation, Huang Youcai suddenly felt confused and bewildered, unable to understand these medical things.

However, the elderly doctor nearby was wide-eyed with surprise, thinking to himself: Could this young guy really have some skills, understanding so much?

Clearly, he acknowledged what Liu Zixuan said, but he didn't believe the instruments were wrong; stomach cancer is stomach cancer, and there's no way it could just be a material shadow.

Liu Zixuan laughed and shrugged, "Huang Youcai, can you stop dawdling and bear it like a man? It's just a little pain."

Huang Youcai nodded reluctantly; with so many people watching, he could only tough it out.

"Alright... ladies, please step out for a moment." Liu Zixuan said to the nurses and Liu Ruyan.

Liu Ruyan nodded, placed the herbs she had fetched beside Liu Zixuan, and left with the female nurses.

Then, Liu Zixuan began the treatment.

"Ah!"

"Ouch!"

"Dear mother, my kidney hurts!"

"Oh my goodness, it hurts so much!"

Liu Zixuan, listening to Huang Youcai's cries, couldn't help but give him a light tap, "What are you yelling for? You're a grown man, aren't you?"

"I feel like that snake is going to eat my heart!"

"Nonsense!"

Liu Zixuan withdrew the Silver Needle and looked at the snake, only to curse helplessly, "I'm baffled. Huang Youcai, just how many tonics have you taken recently? Look, even the snake is bloated to death!"

Huang Youcai looked up and saw the snake, now limp like a rope, clearly lifeless.

"Ahem, it's just that my wife had high demands recently and found me lacking, so I took more," Huang Youcai said awkwardly.

Liu Zixuan grinned; that wife of his must be something to have drained him dry!

Then he took out two herbs, handed them to Huang Youcai, and said, "Take these herbs home, boil them to about thirty percent, and drink the decoction. Your illness will be cured in five days!"

"Really!" Huang Youcai asked with sudden excitement.

"I never lie," Liu Zixuan said sternly.

"I bet you lie every day," the doctor who had seen the entire treatment process completely opposed Liu Zixuan's methods and said, "I told you, it's kidney cancer. Even if it's what you call kidney deficiency, do you think merely inserting a few needles gets rid of any shadows in Mr. Huang's body?"

Liu Zixuan shrugged with a smile, "Huang Youcai, stand up now and see if your back still hurts. Go find a place outside to pee and see if it still splashes on your shoes!"

Without a word, Huang Youcai got up from the bed. Initially a bit hesitant, he found that once he moved his body simply, the unbearable pain was indeed gone. He went outside and relieved himself, and it wasn't like before.

Coming back, he excitedly grabbed Liu Zixuan, "Amazing, you're truly a miracle doctor!"

"Mr. Huang, don't get too excited. He might have used some paralyzing method to make you temporarily not feel the pain. There are small instruments in the ambulance; we can check there," the doctor said, frowning.

"Alright, might as well let you give up!" Liu Zixuan said with a laugh.

Saying this, they went together to the ambulance outside. After scanning with the instruments, not only were the supposed shadows gone, but they also found that Huang Youcai's prostate had healed!

The doctor showed a surprised expression, "This... how is this possible? Just a few acupuncture points!"

"Nothing is impossible for me," Liu Zixuan smiled with a raised corner of his mouth.

"Like I said, if you can do better, go for it. Otherwise, stop nagging!" Huang Youcai snapped at the doctor with a cold face upon hearing he was completely cured, then turned to Liu Zixuan and said, "Miracle Doctor Liu, don't pay him any mind; he's just jealous of your Medical Skill!"

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