Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotional Incompetent [A Magical Academy LitRPG]
![Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotional Incompetent [A Magical Academy LitRPG]](/files/novel/basic-thaumaturgy-for-the-emotional-incompetent-a-magical-academy-litrpg.jpg)
Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotional Incompetent [A Magical Academy LitRPG]
SUMMARY
He can’t conjure grief, can barely levitate a pebble, and once submitted a stanza instead of a spell schematic. Meet Fabrisse Kestovar: aspiring thaumaturge rock collector, confirmed pastry enthusiast, professional bird whisperer, and perhaps the least emotionally competent student in the Order’s seven-hundred-year history.
Which makes it all the more confusing when an ancient magical relic suddenly wakes up after forty-seven years of silence, launches itself across a holy sanctum, and crashes into his face.
Now bonded to a forgotten epochal calibration system buried beneath layers of ritual and myth, Fabrisse gains access to the PRAXIS NODE, a long-dormant, possibly AI-driven interface that delivers cryptic quests, sarcastic prompts, and calibration objectives measured in light-years. He has a Legacy Token, no combat thresholds, and a growing collection of useless rocks the system insists are ‘historically significant.’
He’s also the only one who can see any of it. You can also read this novel here: Read free novels online
Six latest chapters
- Chapter 9.5: Now that’s definitely not what happened
- Book 2 Chapter 9.4: Sedimental Recall Failed
- Book 2 Chapter 9.3: That’s what he said
- Book 2 Chapter 9.2: Have you met my companion?
- Book 2 Chapter 9.1: Function first silence second appearances never
- Book 2 Chapter 9: Celestial Repository Invocation Rank I
Chapter list
- Chapter 133: I don’t want to lie to myself tonight
- Chapter 134: This will probably be weird Fabrisse
- Chapter 135: His hair’s silkier than mine
- Chapter 136: Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotionally Incompetent
- Bonus Content 1: The Meeting by the North Pond
- Chapter 48.1: Can’t you buy another pear?
- Book 2 Pre-Announcement
- Chapter 48.2: I don’t fall. I merely descend with urgency.
- Chapter 48.3: By the ballsacks of the Synod Kestovar!
- Chapter 48.4: You are to be my friend for the night
- Chapter 48.5: Did you hand-pick your friends or does this one just happen to look like your crush?
- Chapter 48.6: Who cares about someone else’s friendship?
- Chapter 48.7: Why did you tackle the cat?
- Book 2 Chapter 1: By fire be purged!
- Chapter 48.8: Meow meow
- Chapter 48.9: Finding the cat gives me meaningful progression
- Book 2 Chapter 2: I can’t afford fun right now
- Book 2 Chapter 3: But you didn’t do anything
- Book 2 Chapter 4: You’re not scared of a couple of shiny bracelets are you?
- Book 2 Chapter 5: What’s the worst that could happen? Her striking up a conversation?
- Book 2 Chapter 6: Consider this my gesture of goodwill
- Book 2 Chapter 7: If you have found me harsh before it might have been because you were below-par
- Book 2 Chapter 8: Weekends for her would probably just be another weekday
- Book 2 Chapter 9: Celestial Repository Invocation Rank I
- Book 2 Chapter 9.1: Function first silence second appearances never
- Book 2 Chapter 9.2: Have you met my companion?
- Book 2 Chapter 9.3: That’s what he said
- Book 2 Chapter 9.4: Sedimental Recall Failed
- Chapter 9.5: Now that’s definitely not what happened
